Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

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Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.

Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

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When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

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A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence

you're a bingle nut

by seasnark September 29, 2022

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It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.

Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts

by Potfather September 13, 2019

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A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

by Jsospofi April 06, 2023

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When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.

Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.

by Yung Fugly December 22, 2016

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