parkway central high school

Parkway Central has to be one of the most scandalous schools in the entire state of Missouri. Majority of the white kids are racist and will smile in your face and then call you a “jungle monkey nigger bitch” behind your back so stay safe. Parkway Central is also known for the weirdo hoes that let’s their dog eat their disgusting cooter on camera as well as people who think it’s a good idea to fuck one another’s boyfriend. Let’s not forget to mention how some of the most disgusting, hateful white bitches in American go to parkway. The white boys there are also very gay on the dl and the football team is the worst in the state. Lastly the niggas there are also delusional asf and 100% bitch made.

Shout to some of the pretty girls tho!!

The moral of the story is Parkway Central is ass.

-therealest&theillest<3

“what school you go to?”
“parkway central high school”
*awkward silence*

by sincerelytherealest<3 November 23, 2021

Williston-Elko High School

This school is a complete shit show. Everyday girls go to the bathroom and snort pills (you can hear that shit loud and clear.) our principal is Mr. fucking incredible times 10 in size. He looks like a whale and he’s bald. We have had multiple coaches and teachers sleep with students and each other, leading them to get fired. We barely have any teachers cause they are too cheap to hire anyone else. The teachers either get fired, are foreign, crackheads, or they die. We have a shitty cafeteria that we don’t even use. We have to share everything with the middle school. We don’t have a school nurse. The students run their mouths about shit they don’t know, and about people they don’t know. There are roaches everywhere. They don’t clean the classrooms or bathrooms. We can’t go outside. The auditorium and band room are completely falling apart. Long story short, this school is a joke. Don’t come unless you want to catch chlamydia when you walk through the door.

Williston-Elko High School is one of the worst and the most broke school you can attend. Most come and either leave or go to the closest private school JDA.

by FuckIfIKnow276 November 23, 2021

Easthampton high school

Easthampton high school is a school where everyone is rich enough to buy a variety of drugs and get away with it because their parents don’t love them, there’s either some making out in the bathroom or OD ing at their lockers

“Where do you go to school”
“Easthampton high school”
“Oh shit really hmu wit your plug”

by Travis Scott??? November 23, 2021

Preston High School

A public high school in Preston, Melbourne that tries a bit too hard to be a private school.

Preston High School is balls.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023

Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.

Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023

College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

Holy cross high school chorley

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks

girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

by Shingler May 31, 2023