wee baby 

when it looks like you're pregnant but the bump is actually just a load of wee

like a food baby, but with wee

"feel my wee baby"

or

"feel my wee, baby"

wee baby by miss--anthrope April 17, 2008

Dead Beat Baby Daddy 

Someone that doesn't pay child support or see his kids. Someone that can go fuck themselves!

Eric Chavera is a dead beat baby daddy!

Dead Beat Baby Daddy by Drama.From.Your.Baby.Mama June 19, 2010

The KKK Took My Baby Away 

Get canada street's in the bldg on the case. He'll beat those dirty crackers senseless before they get a chance to molest the baby, as whites are often prone to. Then he'll point a .22 at the grand fuctart, or whatever they call their leader, he'll shit himself,the end.

get on out from under that sheet, mr.bush, we know it's you.

The KKK Took My Baby Away by Canada street's in the bldg April 26, 2005

wet the baby's head 

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

wet the baby's head by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012

Clum Baby 

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.

I left a clum baby on Jills back!

Clum Baby by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008

shit baby 

A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.

Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.

Chad: That's gross.

Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.

shit baby by megapixel2000 May 21, 2009

My baby 

“My baby” is how to refer to someone who thinks they’re a top when they’re actually a bottom

“Im a top”
No, you’re my baby
“Yeah”

Then they get happy and you can show them this and tell them they just admitted they’re a bottom

My baby by haha idk tbh March 10, 2020