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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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Pinching bag

Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.
Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?

Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
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Seed Bag

1. I reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag....
by Robin S. February 12, 2021
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tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?
by Easy rock October 24, 2019
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BAG

An acronym for "basic Asian girl" meaning an Asian female interested in the most trendy clothes or food. They will moderate to heavy makeup, heavy emphasis on the eyes and eyelashes. BAG's They will have a foodie, fashion, or makeup Instagram or TikTok. They will say they aren't a model but will be actively chasing after social media sponsorships. Boba and/or soju will probably be flowing in their veins. A BAG's boyfriend will most likely have to learn how to take Instagram pictures and starve as they wait for food pictures to be taken.
"Oh shit, that BAG is hot."
"Careful, she's probably gonna love her IG account more."
by avengance1001 March 24, 2022
mugGet the BAGmug.

Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.
by Brentroxum February 1, 2024
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Bagging Pork

Putting the boots to the old lady after a big meal.
We were going to go out for ice cream after dinner but we figured bagging pork would be more fun.
by firefighter0585 July 12, 2022
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