The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
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Get the Super Monkey Ball mug.A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
by porky sanchez September 6, 2010
Get the blue balls mug.When you start winning big at anything, this is the phrase to yell at those who are losing. Demeaning and vulgar. Works especially well if the winner is a girl. This phrase needs to be shouted as loudly as possible so that all in the vicinity can hear it's glory.
by Broseph111 October 3, 2011
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Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death
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Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death
by Iamasiansoinoracist May 29, 2020
Get the Getting Kicked in the balls mug.the act of chopping of a person's dick, and using it as a sleeve for a stick shift in a standard automobile.
Donnie Fish pissed me off, so i gave him an indonesian ball toggle, and now my car has a stick shift cover.
by donnie fish July 26, 2009
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