Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010
Get the lost his monkeymug. To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
Get the Give the monkey what she wantsmug. Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022
Get the Sus Monkeymug. by One5ve February 10, 2024
Get the Monkey Shitmug. 
A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile
by anonymous July 24, 2025
Get the Noodle Monkeymug. by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024
Get the Caucasian Monkeymug.