wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.

dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.

by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

Numb nut

A person who has no feeling in their testicles

You got some numb nuts

by Manny Mack June 2, 2016

nutted

to get castrated

dave's so annoying, I hope he gets nutted someday

by jodiBB October 12, 2025

tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.

Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.

by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em

My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser

by anonymous March 8, 2024

pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"

by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025