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post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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penis munchies

When your high and want to blow someone.
Cole I have the penis munchies, can I blow you?
by Galaxya May 1, 2016
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Penis Fly Trap

TJ: I can't believe my breeder roommate is into vaginas.
Joe: Yeah, I know! Those penis fly traps are scary.
TJ: Good thing we're gay.
by TEEJA May 6, 2018
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Penis

A long thing unless you are Jake Paul
by Jake Paul Is Cancer December 19, 2019
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penis spaceship

When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.

I promise this widespread
Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)

Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
by Handout Man October 5, 2020
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Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023
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Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
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