faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).

"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"

by Choisome December 25, 2012

Jack

He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die

He is Jack

by Sbeiiritndudjen334 October 4, 2022

Kobe jack

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack

by Dumb_bitch_03 April 8, 2020

Jack fowler

Jack fowler is an absolute king of the fittys (guys plz accept it’s just a funny joke 😂)

Wow he’s such a jack fowler

by Hellooooodhdbejejsj June 30, 2019

Jack

Dyslexic and very short. If u come across one be careful because rangas have short tempers. They are also dropped meat pies.

look at that gay tranny he’s such a jack

by Not a ranga April 22, 2019

Jack moser

Aka jack Green. Brother of the infamous jack green. Known for being a scotish Instagram account owner/dancer.

Person 1: who’s that dancing on my screen?

Person 2: BRO! That’s jack moser

by Turdboi42069 November 7, 2020

Jack N Snack

After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo

Jack N Snack: When you fuck a Boston cream donut then eat it:

by Snackanator January 20, 2021