Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Penis

A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy

Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”

by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on

I love sucking out of my penis.

by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

Penis

It is a very ugly short little tree shaped stick

I saw a huge penis yesterday and I threw up

by Jdnhfjdbxhrke November 7, 2021