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boadatious donkey balls

Yummy testicles from the species of the mule or jackass. They have a strong salty sperm like taste. They are usually fried and eaten on a bun or some sort of bread. Best when cooked rare, or when boiled to bring out the natural flavors of the donkey cum.
mmmmm...those sure were some mighty fine boadatious donkey balls you cooked us last night jimmy!

oh waiter! I will have my bodatious donkey balls broiled and on a bun with latex condoms please.
by DAR May 4, 2003
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blue balls

A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color
I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had
by porky sanchez September 6, 2010
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cup my balls

When you start winning big at anything, this is the phrase to yell at those who are losing. Demeaning and vulgar. Works especially well if the winner is a girl. This phrase needs to be shouted as loudly as possible so that all in the vicinity can hear it's glory.
Luis: Bro, stop scoring touchdowns in NCAA 2011
Colin: CUP MY BALLS!!
by Broseph111 October 3, 2011
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Getting Kicked in the balls

HURTS LIKE HELL! The pain equivalent of having 10 kids at once, and killing 40 people
“Broooo I just got hit hard in the balls
“Bro I saw, it looked like you were having kids”
Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death
by Iamasiansoinoracist May 29, 2020
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indonesian ball toggle

the act of chopping of a person's dick, and using it as a sleeve for a stick shift in a standard automobile.
Donnie Fish pissed me off, so i gave him an indonesian ball toggle, and now my car has a stick shift cover.
by donnie fish July 26, 2009
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ball you out

to cuss someone out and tear their shit down.
by Devryck June 10, 2007
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chat blue balls

The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.
Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."
by big_dude May 29, 2011
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