I threw her baby down the stairs
by black nigger balls November 15, 2021
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough
Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1
Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing
Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually
The End
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough
Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1
Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing
Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually
The End
by Khihow2 May 14, 2022
Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.
by Ariel Aries November 27, 2020
A clown-baby horse without hooves is a unique species of animal from the U.S. North West. They are generally timid due to the lack of hooves, but they are total clown babies. They are a sub-species derived from horses in Europe and clown-babies from mid 1800's new york
Evan: I've heard that that woman is secretly a clown-baby horse without hooves
Blake: Wow that's really exotic
Blake: Wow that's really exotic
by Laurenleo February 10, 2019
by Sydney V. January 15, 2020
Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.
baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?
(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?
(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol
by nigman999 February 07, 2022
Solves alllllll your problems...
THE MICROWAVE 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY
by 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY November 16, 2016