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Crazy Nut

Someone that is completely out of their mind and will start to yell and use verbal language against you immediately even though you are trying to be civil and can’t explain the right things in a proper and calm manner.

For example, a woman will immediately yell, shout, and then patronize in a condescending tone trying to make you seem that YOU are dumbass, however, most of the time, that person (crazy nut) is uneducated and you can’t even explain yourself without trying to have a constructive conversation as real fucking people. This can go well along with men, but in general this one goes out to the ladies.
Lawrence: Dude, I really wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she…
Stephen: She what??
Lawrence: For no reason, she will get super pissed off for any little thing or opinion I tell her. For a few weeks, I had to be careful of what to say because she will become ballistic for no fucking reason.

Stephen: Damn dude, why is she tripping? She’s a crazy nut.

Roel: Yeah, she’s a pano.
by I, TOO.. EAT SPINACH March 24, 2025
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nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".
Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"
by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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Nutting Pinge

Nutting Pinge is when you are doing really good at something, typically used in gaming.
I just saw BruddaOsas86 get an ace in Rainbow 6 Siege; he is totally nutting pinge right now.
by BruddaOsas86 April 9, 2024
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Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"
by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Nuts mean your private part, where pee comes from aka your bladder, so when some one say deez nuts, they are basically saying deez bladders. It’s basically a sussy joke
me: yo look it’s deez

other person: deez who

me: DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHAH
by Deez nuts sussy among us baka September 15, 2022
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DEEZ NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS
by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023
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