race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"

"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"

by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

Sucked Off Face

Sucked off face, typically a female face that is gaunt in nature, particularly around the cheekbone area. Commonly a model-esque face, but we all know it's just sucked off and no one REALLY wants it.

Fuck me, have you seen the sucked off face on Adriana Lima lately? I can't believe people like that look.

by GreatYorkie March 6, 2022

Specialty Face Mask

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.

Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”

Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”

by SillyWilly6969 May 5, 2023

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023

Irky face syndrome

A person face who irkys your nerve just by looking at their face

The new doctor has irky face syndrome

by Vicious22 February 27, 2020

resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)

Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.

by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021