At a brunch, you take a girl and bend her over the table. Take a breakfast sausage and shove it up her ass, while ramming it in her tuna pouch. During which she is eating eggs solely with her mouth, when you cum pour an omelet on her back.
I was bored at my wife's family brunch so I took the waitress to the next table and gave her a Dirty Mae.
by M kind January 01, 2011
When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.
"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."
by BiggestMonkaBallls April 04, 2020
The act of going to a night club or bar, and having a woman come on to you and offer to take you back to her place. You then proceed to shit on her while you are having missionary sex with a whiskey dick.
by Tiaga April 26, 2014
a dirty jazmin is to be able to perform a strange talent with her tits including squeezing drink bottles. may turn into a fetish for some men, however, for many this is just a worrying talent.
“bruh have you ever seen someone do a dirty jazmin”
“yeah man, pretty worrying”
“no way bruh it was hot as”
“yeah man, pretty worrying”
“no way bruh it was hot as”
by dirtysluts101 May 05, 2019
A girl who suppresses her sexual desires in order to live up to conservative ideals of Western society; if attempting to hook up with, give up after five minutes because it ain't happening (ask Big Ben)
Guy at bar: hey baby, you wanna head on out to my place?
Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.
Guy: Fuck you then, you cunt-ass dirty donna!
Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.
Guy: Fuck you then, you cunt-ass dirty donna!
by The Oakland Phenom December 11, 2010
by C Sutherland December 02, 2005
the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High
by bogart March 09, 2005