dirty jazmin

a dirty jazmin is to be able to perform a strange talent with her tits including squeezing drink bottles. may turn into a fetish for some men, however, for many this is just a worrying talent.

“bruh have you ever seen someone do a dirty jazmin”
“yeah man, pretty worrying”
“no way bruh it was hot as”

by dirtysluts101 May 4, 2019

Dirty Mae

At a brunch, you take a girl and bend her over the table. Take a breakfast sausage and shove it up her ass, while ramming it in her tuna pouch. During which she is eating eggs solely with her mouth, when you cum pour an omelet on her back.

I was bored at my wife's family brunch so I took the waitress to the next table and gave her a Dirty Mae.

by M kind January 1, 2011

Dirty Lani

The act of going to a night club or bar, and having a woman come on to you and offer to take you back to her place. You then proceed to shit on her while you are having missionary sex with a whiskey dick.

"Dude, I just shit on a girl while having drunk sex! I pulled a dirty lani!"

by Tiaga April 25, 2014

Dirty Donna

A girl who suppresses her sexual desires in order to live up to conservative ideals of Western society; if attempting to hook up with, give up after five minutes because it ain't happening (ask Big Ben)

Guy at bar: hey baby, you wanna head on out to my place?

Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.

Guy: Fuck you then, you cunt-ass dirty donna!

by The Oakland Phenom December 12, 2010

Dirty Tina

Slang for a Mixture of Crack and Meth, that is smoked together.

You wanna smoke some Dirty Tina?

by C Sutherland December 3, 2005

dirty john

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

by bogart March 9, 2005

Dirty Herman

A vulgar sexual act consisting of missionary-style intercourse when upon climax the male jumps up onto their partner, letting loose his fluids all over his target and the surrounding area, right before spinning around and taking a large shit on her upper-chest/facial region.

That whore cheated on me, so I fucked her hard then gave her a dirty herman. She was so fucked in the head, she went to the hospital crying and shit-covered.

by Drakari December 31, 2006