Urban Dictionary

You're literally inside it.

Oh man, i don't know what this word means, let me search it on urban dictionary

by Rakko_ November 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.

Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.

by DrKoneko December 31, 2020

Urban Sail

When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.

Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite

"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.

Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)

by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

Urban Dictionary

This website, where when you click on any word, and watch it somehow relate to sex. Seriously, just scroll down and there will likely be some sex reference.

person 1: hey go search up barney on urban dictionary
*types*
Person 2: why is it talking about a sex position??

by makayla4256 May 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary

the fucking best dictionary in the world and is 10 times better than a normal dictionary and is actually true

Urban dictionary is fucking godly

by godlyperson101 July 26, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Urban meaning city and dic in dictionary being dick and tion is just a misspelling of in and ary being a person so in an urban place where a dick is in ary

Tim: Hahaha look at this Urban Dictionary!!!

(This is satire pls)

by ImSatireHonestly September 17, 2023

He is the urban dictionary

A phrase used when someone copy and pastes urban dictionary definitions into the discord chat.

Harris: Oh yea he is just copy pasting a bunch of definitions into the chat
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.

by Acolyte of the tallest snek November 5, 2022