Penis Shit

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

Penis

A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy

Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”

by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022

penis

long hard white thing that if you stroke it white stuff will cum out

I love having his long hard white 8 inch penis shoved in my ass.

by qenis July 14, 2022

penis

mine is microscopic

"i have a small penis"

by mrstinklyfoot March 10, 2021

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Penis

A male body organ or a person who resembles a male body organ.

Girl: Damn dude you have a penis but you also are a penis!
Boy: Oh that's messed up.

by Donaldturniptop May 15, 2024