When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
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Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).
Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."
by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020
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from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"
from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"
She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.
How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665
How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665
by excelmonkey December 7, 2025
Get the excel monkey mug.Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
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