sack n' jack

The act of receiving a handjob with a plastic bag covering your head.

"Ol' Pink-Eye Jones sure does give a mean sack n' jack!"

by Sean1331 August 25, 2025

Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Wombat Jack

A very round ball of muscle that is deceptionally fast and sometimes traps people by booty slamming them.

I was going really well but then I got wombat jack'ed

by killerwombat September 1, 2025

Jack-o'-lantern

Hogwarts Sex Offender

Don't be friends with Chelsea, she is a Jack-o'-lantern!

by WittleB September 4, 2025

Cactus Jack's

A drink considered the real MVP of pre-drinks, often called upon when a standard vodka lime soda just won’t cut it.

Cactus Jack's is defined as: When the classic pre drinks weren’t cutting it, they chose Cactus Jack’s for their go to freshers week pre drink.

by Sophssels September 8, 2025

Jack Ney

A nonchalant, 6'7, Professional NBA player, looks like Chico Lachowski and Jordan Barett

Your such a 'Jack Ney'

by ZJACKANEY September 8, 2025

Jack

Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.

OMG you GUYS Jack was so jacking me up I literally saw stars *drools*

by YOMMI3 January 15, 2025