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Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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Jack

A generally rich guy that often has many girls in his DM’s. Very social. Funny but don’t try hard to be so. Loyal to those that prove themselves to be loyal. Kind and caring when in that mood.
Not to be messed with.
Jack has big bag.
by FinnaGetUrGirl November 22, 2021
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jack bros

The only decent game Atlus has ever made
Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.

Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
by Garfeldi April 24, 2022
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Jack F

Has a perm
Jack F usually has a perm
by Marv101010 June 23, 2021
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Jack

Jack is the definition of loser. No one likes him and he is extremely gay. This is a male specimen who often looks like a ghost. He is made of all bone and no fat or muscule or talent. He likes to grope other guys mostly named John. Once again he is a loser.
Jacks are gay and retarded.
by donutdaddy420 October 3, 2019
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Jack Dragnet

An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.
To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.
by QuacksO November 8, 2019
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Jack

Very sexy, young, and likable. There is always a special person that a Jack is thinking of. The person that a jack is usually named Gia. Gia is a very hot nice kind and considerate person. If your a Gia and you see a Jack consider yourself blessed.
by Ham Kam October 5, 2021
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