National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.

Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.

Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Dis(The fuck)Appeared

When something just completely vanishes

"My ship was just here"
"Yea it didn't even fly away it just

Dis(The fuck)appeared

by SnoopDogg420Xx January 18, 2020

On Adams Apple

Means No Cap Or You For Real Cause You Will Fight And Get Beat The Fuck Up.

If A Female With A Deep Voice Don’t Just Come Up To Me Cause If I Hear Somebody Behind Talkin About Aye You Hot I Will Lay You Out Nigga That’s On Adams Apple -From Miles Lewis

by Anakin Lewis January 30, 2020