Jaggin Your dick

To jerk on or pull on the male reproductive organ.

1)STOP JAGGIN YOUR DICK!
2)I caught ya MUDDA JAGGIN RUDY'S DICK.

by Mickey Jagger January 13, 2009

Look at your head

By far the best roast. counters every roast in existence. great for use in arguments.

Person 1: "Bro your chin is as pointy as Phineas from Phineas and Ferb my guy.
Person 2: "Bro what do you mean! Look at your head!"

by NO U 77 March 5, 2020

Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

by Haneesh March 18, 2012

Drink your milk.

Basically just grow the fyuck up.

Stop being immature.

Stop forcing your opinions on other people.

Realize that there's a difference between 'sharing an opinion' and 'enforcing an opinion'. Not everyone is going to accept what you say and it is their choice. You're free to talk it out and even have a debate about it, but it's not up to you to make their decisions. Be mature without throwing tantrums like a child when you meet people you disagree with.

A: * Acts like a child with zero common sense creating chaos out of nothing *
D: Go to sleep kid. Don't forget to drink your milk.

by Fyo. June 17, 2021

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

your mother called

When your mother calls to let you know what you're having for dinner

Hey Asia, your mother called

by Z dawg@hyatt November 17, 2013

your mama's house

When your being sarcastic about answering silly irrelevant questions

Where are you going ? your mama's house .

by Christ deciple July 9, 2017