Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 16, 2022

Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 11, 2021

Sucka Da Nuts

Ummmm, no...I think not.

“Ayyyyy....sucka da nuts!”

by G4444 January 22, 2020

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

bingle nut

A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence

you're a bingle nut

by seasnark September 29, 2022

pimp daddy poop nuts

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.

Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts

by Potfather September 13, 2019