Peni

The plural of penis

An entire flock of peni flew at her face.

by Til9 February 19, 2024

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sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

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Penis Explosion Chamber

A place where the Penises of annoying people explode

He is very annoying. We should send him into the Penis Explosion Chamber

by Ash30K February 29, 2024

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The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"

Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!

by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024

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