monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide

ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob

by timewaster45 September 28, 2022

The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)

Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........

by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021

Monkey

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.

guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god

by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022

The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex

They did the monkey and it smelled

by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018

Cock Monkey

A person who jumps from one man to the next.

Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.

by KWOW3 December 19, 2016

Gun Monkey

A gun monkey is one that is about to shoot a rifle or pistol but instead of shooting they are aiming down the sight and fiddling with the bells and whistles of the gun creating a sense of anticipation to anyone watching

Can you shoot the f*cking gun already? You stupid gun monkey.

by Mrpeaches21 May 1, 2021

on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business

“He drives like he’s on monkey”

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”

by on monkey April 5, 2024