Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

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Jack frost

having sex outside in the snow, you pull out and finish on the snow, proceed to make a snow ball with it and throw it at her face.

Friend : Why won't Gina go skiing with us?

Me: I jack frosted her last week and she's still rather cold about it.

by Dravenpunk January 22, 2017

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Jack

Evil psychopath who will charm you with his bullshit banter then reveal his true self

Jack is sadistic!

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

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Jack

Is very charming, all the girls will be attracted to him at first sight, but his true soulmate is Ava.

Girl 1 : Oh my god is that Jack

Girl 2 : Oh my god that is him, I have been wanting to ask him out for years now

Girl 2 : I would do it but he likes Ava

by anonymous#331 December 20, 2021

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Jack

Not Straight. Gay. Homosexual.

That guy is a Jack be careful with him.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack just wanted to suck some dick.

by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024

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Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.

"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."

by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021

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