Dud bag

A bag of chips that looks full but is only half air and half chips

I got a bag of chips and I'm so annoyed because it is a dud bag

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016

bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'

that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it

by faggotyies February 20, 2024

McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

Sea Bagging

See Bagging is when a male sailor engages in vertical, backward, upside down sex with a smaller gymnastic female. It begin with the more typical cunnilingus position and as the female is satisfied she goes over the left or right should of the sailor, slowly inching down his back so he is careful to not let go. Eventually she is like the duffel bag thrown over his shoulder, but then she works her way through his buttocks, between his legs where she helps him to the point of satisfaction through oral maneuver.

"She was so impressed with the sailor's standing oral technique that she went over his shoulder and started Sea Bagging him.

by Madre D September 1, 2013

Boner Bag

A male condom

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.

by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018