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by witchie titty October 17, 2022
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Monkey's Memes

A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.
Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay
by Tubbie November 23, 2021
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Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the
The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.
by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022
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Monkey

The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF

(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
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Lil monkey

Your a lil monkey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally
guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!
by nbkNova August 9, 2023
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Ice monkey

A tower that appears in Bloons monkey city, Bloons TD6, and Bloons Adventure Time TD. The Ice monkey existed as a concept before these titles however it went with the names "ice ball" (in btd2 and btd3) and "ice tower" (in btd1, btd4, btd5, and bad battles) instead.

The tower itself has a radius of which it can attack. Its attack affects the entire radius where it freezes Bloons although it has a cap of how many Bloons it can affect.
Person 1: Hey I finally unlocked the Ice monkey
Person 2: Really? That one is great when it comes to races due to its high pierce.
by Machixius January 7, 2021
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