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jack everard

hey have you met jack everard

he smells like cheap aftershave
by charlie breary December 20, 2022
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Jack Leis

A guy who cut off the last portion of his name to prevent being indentified. He lives in Vermont while watching people.
He also created the It was I Dio on urban dictonary have a good day lads.
Hi my names Jack Leis
That's it what else did you expect
by Dio BrandoFake February 18, 2020
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Jack-zone

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
by dumpburgers August 19, 2010
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Jack batty

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.
Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.
by Naafta December 1, 2021
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Jacks

Something that’s positive, rewarding and awesome
That Bible study was jacks!

Is Sarah gonna be there? She’s jacks!
by Kimbo25 February 24, 2025
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Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 16, 2020
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Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.
Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”
by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024
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