Cattle cunts

A group of girls acting like followers. Girls with no originality.

Jen: let's take this party outside!
Jane and friends: not with mosquitos..." Girls of the flock wait for guidance sourly.
Jen: Fuck these cattle cunts, let them graze in the back!

by bunyfurr August 16, 2019

Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

by uisguisz March 7, 2025

Sum Cunt

Chines bloke responsible for every fuck up on a job site.

Who left this shit here?
Sum Cunt…
The fucker!

by T-Bonicus April 26, 2023

Cunt

The Australian classic “oi cunt” is the most used phrase in Australia

“When you get to someone’s house scream “OI CUNT!” And they will be out shortly

by Phatpenguen July 1, 2020

cunt

A bitch named audrey who spits on other people and has never invested in a toothbrush in her life. She also can’t keep friends because she’s a cunt.

Audrey is such a cunt.

by borderhopper2000 December 20, 2023