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Monkey

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.

if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree.
by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008
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Moon Monkey

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Damn is that a moon monkey doing the run?
by RattaMoon April 10, 2023
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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Monkey in da hole

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
by Samrules9 March 17, 2022
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Meat Monkey

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 5, 2022
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
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monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
by KiKo513 January 1, 2014
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