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Meat Monkey

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”
by Tweak-er March 5, 2022
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Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
by Pattravers March 1, 2024
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Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
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monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
by KiKo513 January 1, 2014
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monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018
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Monkey in da hole

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole
by Samrules9 March 17, 2022
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Maal Monkey

Bro, did you buy a Maal Monkey NFT? They're mooning!
by Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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