A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
by Ukfay February 13, 2016
In Moab, UT McDonald's once advertised: "Now Hiring/Ice Bags/$0.99" This message makes it clear that McDonald's considers Methamphetamine users cheap labor.
by kelly1601 July 24, 2011
Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019
by Kahnboi November 06, 2023
Where do you want to eat?
John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
by Aidanj123 March 05, 2018
by Teddman March 31, 2022