Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.

Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018

Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.

“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”

by Faultliner May 26, 2025

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

titty bags

The act of using tits, either male or female, as punching bags.

I just used Pam Andersons tits as titty bags

by Cyanide Warfare May 13, 2015

Fuck Bag

Someone who is an even bigger prick than your typical douchebag.

Joshua is a stupid Fuck Bag that wants to kill people.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 26, 2022

Touch bag

Do Coke

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

When two sexual partners engage in 69, the person on top then shits on the person underneath’s face

Sorry, i will be late tonight i must have another shower as my wife just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021