The big apple

its called the big apple(new york) because they produce sum big ass apples. OwO

Bob:Hey,Jim have you gone to the big apple, in new york?
Jim:No, bob why would I?

Bob:Cuz Jim they got some big ass apples!

by The big ass fucking apple September 18, 2018

Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus

Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius

by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018

random_memes_appear

A meme page on instagram with half a million followers

Who is random_memes_appear?
Idk but he’s black, lives in London and funny af

by thicc_crispy_memes November 13, 2018

Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

muther fuking apple

Eat an apple and you penis will grow 10 inches longer best fruit of earth it's very good taste

Me: Eat an muther fuking apple

You: Why
Me: Your penis will grow 10 inches longer
You: WHAT let me try

by Apple Maker February 1, 2019

Gung-ho Approach

When an individual is unable to focus on one thing and wants to do/prioritise many things.
By doing so they fail to achieve anything

Karim's gung-ho approach is not helping us develop this product

by ipa March 7, 2019

Urban dictionary approvel system

You can either has a really sick guy and accept anything because he is lit or u get that person who says no to everything, if you are that person, “you hecken bum face”

Person 1 “You know urban dictionary approvel system”
Person 2 “don’t get me started”

My dog “mooo”

by DonaldTrumedonyerma May 4, 2019