pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.

Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!

by haha or satin June 3, 2023

Penis

A thing men love up their ass.

Andrew Rannells: penis

by n33my October 27, 2020

Penis

Something that is very small if you play fortnite

Guy1: “Yo dude did you see that new fortnite update ”

Guy2: “nah man fortnite is for people with tiny penis’”

by Fortnite is gay 123 April 30, 2020

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.

"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by 1mp May 1, 2024

penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018