take off my phone case

Online slang for SH, based off the fact that some people put their razors in their phone case
NOT CONDONING THIS, GET SOME MF HELP DUDE

After a long day, I had to take off my phone case

by Online sandwich artist September 30, 2023

Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own

Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

by cunteth420 December 1, 2021

I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Eating old asshole off the street

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022

International Fuck Off Brody Day

May 27th the day where u can tell brody to fuck off

Brody: Hey gu-
You: Fuck Off Brody
Brody: Wh-
You: It's International Fuck Off Brody Day

by nayeoniwww May 26, 2022

Jerk off your bf dick

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me

Let me jerk off your bf dick

by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021

welp off to visit your mother!

A QUOTE FROM TF2s SPY

welp off to visit your mother!

by FENSONA March 3, 2022