Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 25, 2024

Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.

Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.

by 69degrees October 09, 2022

jack is sus

he sus he footballs guy

jack is sus man

by susmansus June 23, 2022

Sloma Jack Clucks

A man who lives in Utah and will ruff you up if you try to find him

"Oh my god its Sloma Jack Clucks! (dead)"

by Sloma Jack Clucks June 23, 2023

Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games

Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit

by JoeWilson9 December 27, 2017

spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 21, 2016

JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

means the mentioned cheese is good.

i think JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD

by HIHIHIHIHHII!!!!FURRYSEXWATCHE August 01, 2023