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People in an Urban Dictionary description 

They know the truth now.
Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-

Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!

Any name in urban dictionary 

Any name in urban dictionary is made by someone who will lick the asshole of someone that name but will never actually ask them out because they’re a beta cuck
Any name in urban dictionary goes like this. Ex: michael “michael is a tall blond who will always love and cherish you. I want his big dick inside of me so I can ride it all night long uwu”

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page
dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

He is the urban dictionary 

A phrase used when someone copy and pastes urban dictionary definitions into the discord chat.
Harris: Oh yea he is just copy pasting a bunch of definitions into the chat
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.

Put that in Urban Dictionary 

When you think of a sexual act so bapshit insane that it needs to be in Urban Dictionary.
"What if there was this sex move where you completely close a vagina with your dick. I'd call it the water bottle."

"Bro put that in Urban Dictionary"

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!