Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

Penis

Wow Yours is small

Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: it’s very small

by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

Penis Fart

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.

"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"

by epicfortnitegamer13 July 21, 2025

Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022

PEnis

BIG JUICY THING

HE ATE MY PENIS

by I WANNA FUCKIN DIE June 3, 2018

Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.

Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?

by Carlover360 November 11, 2020