Hazel park high school

This is the school where bugs are all over the place, where everyone turns fake. The food can kill you!

"Hazel park high school sucks man"

by You_sucks_s_s_ January 16, 2019

Science Hill High School

The most mixed school as hell full of loud latinos, battling blacks, bitchy whites, and root tooting rednecks. Every single hot chick is already knocked up and if you say one bad thing about them you will get jumped by all 10 her baby daddys.

Sydney : Hey Phil i heard that chick got knocked up the other day at you school?
Phil : Ya Science Hill High School is the most fucked up school ever!

by LYMCG August 14, 2018

Pine Creek High School

Pine Creek High School is a place filled with people who "fuck a different bitch every night" but don't know how to use a condom. Where every girl has the same uniform even though they're different from the rest of the girls. If you're black, you will be getting pussy all day because all the white bitches got jungle fever. The only relevant sport is football and you can't leave the locker room without getting raped by one of those hunks. Every girl has a crippling case of depression and anxiety and every guy suddenly becomes a psychologist. The teachers are all assholes and give a fuck ton of assignments and say you can finish them all because you have an iPad. Fuck this school with it's fake bitches and walking piles of shit they call guys.

person 1: oh you go to pine creek?
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack

by baadmaan332 November 20, 2019

pleasant plains high school

ok school, located in pleasant plains illinois. known for a bunch of snobby rich kids and hicks. a whole bunch of kids who think it's cool to juul

pleasant plains high school sucks, should've gone to shg

by ILikePie124 April 11, 2019

Ocean Township High School

Absolute hell on earth, this school teaches you how to be the ultimate loser. Don't expect to go far after graduation, if you even make it there. The teachers may be dumber than the students, who mostly have IQs below 0 in the first place. A mix of low class dirty degenerates and rich snobs, you will have no problem getting into heroine or becoming a prostitute. If you want to learn, you might as well just stay home, don't count on having a class where you do anything other than sit there on your phone. The hallways are filled with trash, and the toilets are filled with shit. The people who run the place might as well be kindergarteners or monkeys, as they would probably be better at their jobs. If you want your life ruined, this is the place to be.

Random person: How's life?
Me: I mean I went to Ocean Township High school, what do you expect? I am now a stripper.

by othater May 5, 2019

Red Level high school

Where all your cousin dating rednecks go! You can 𝒋𝒖𝒖𝒍 in the bathrooms but don’t show you knee caps!!!!

Principal: is that a gun?! Oh well!

*student wears shorts*
Principal: here a Red Level high school we do not condone knee caps!
*student gets 3weeks if TRR*

by Sksksksks-and oop August 26, 2019

Lake Zurich High School

Also known as Vape Zurich. The high school with the largest percentage of girls that end up in the ER for drinking.

ryan: “dude are you going to lake zurich high schools prom?”

connor: “nah dude I think i’m just going to the after party. Heard there’s going to be 5 cases of Busch...”

by anonlz2019 May 25, 2018