fatty fatty no friends 

An awkward obese adolescent.They are quiet,smelly,weird,and have no friends(other than their mom).When they go swimming,they wear an oversized t-shirt,rather than taking their shirts(moo moos) off.Are often found near/inside of food machines,refrigerators,or fast-food joints.Interests often include:

-food
-specially made pants
-television
-bad fashion
-vampires
-power rangers or pokêmon

*taunting*....fatty fatty no friends! fatty fatty no friends!

Hey,you fatty fatty no friends! Get outta here! Go cry yourself to sleep inside of your refrigerator.

fatty fatty no friends by Michael Nguyen July 18, 2006

Friendswood 

Stuck-up rich white town located between Houston and Galveston that consists of white people who think they are the shit, act black (even though they have never met a black person and are scared if them) and slut bags.

Hey man where you from?
Friendswood?
Aw shit them is a bunch of rich stuck up white boys there.
We're not rich we're well off. I'll sue you for bein black too.

Friendswood by poopizle June 4, 2008

Friendzone 

Is a misogynistic term used by males who befriend females for the soul purpose of getting in their pants, but are unable to because the female is either uninterested, dating someone already, or has some other reason.

A person who uses this term usual feels victimized because the girl doesn't dish out, and the female is characterized as being the bad guy for not reciprocating his feelings.

Guy 1: For 2 years I've listened to her problems, comforted her, took care of her when she was sick, been her friend...But she still won't dump her douche boyfriend even though I am clearly better for her. I'm stuck in the friendzone

Guy 2: I know that feel bro, girls are bitches sometimes

Friendzone by MystryFlvr March 12, 2012

friends 

when in the case of a guy and girl, a state of denial in which the guy tells the girl he doesn't have feelings for her and in return is never truly happy

Ya, i'm cool with us just being friends.

We'll always be friends. (but goddamn it why not more)

friends by dkwg February 24, 2007

Friendly Fart 

A fart where everbody laughs and it doesn't smell

Hey guys..
fart
that was a friendly fart
everyone laughs and carries on

Friendly Fart by Filippo Gino November 20, 2007

Friendship

Two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together.

Carl: "But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now"

Paul: "What? Why?"

Carl: "Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a perfectly roasted face together."

Friendship by Lightning533 January 5, 2011

As friends 

When You text someone asking them to prom, they don't like you like that so you get the "as friends" reply twice

Jordan "hey wanna go prom"
Amy(whatsapp 20:11) "as friends right?"
Amy(text message 20:12) "as friends right?"

As friends by Willz May 20, 2017