Shit cannoli

A cannoli you fill with shit and give to your friend as a prank.

“Ugh what is this?!”
“Hah I got you good with another shit cannoli you FUCKER!”

by Cannoli_shitter July 8, 2018

No-shit-knowledge

knowledge that obvious to anyone with half a brain, often aggravating due to its repetition.

girlfriend *interrupting/just making a statement* : "drinking and getting behind the wheel is pretty stupid"
boyfriend *aggravated* "well, yeah... that's no-shit-knowledge..."

by grybenz July 13, 2018

Shit stick

A unusual lipstick to wear

Babe is that chocolate lip stick no it’s shit stick

by Sex vibe July 26, 2018

Inside Shit

An inside joke or private reference that never successfully makes it on Urban Dictionary.

Votee: SallyHermaned - When my sista Sally does that thing she does! #lmao
Voter: Don't allow. Wow, what an Inside Shit. Brainfart much?

by DeiGoiCah July 28, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Shit Whistle

I'm not quite sure of it's origin but the first time I heard it was on active duty with the US Air Force some time in the late 1970s.
A shit whistle is the item used by people, known as shit-whistlers, who tells a complicated and evolving tale that they alone believe. In psychiatry the closest term is a confabulation.

"Hey, you should have been at the NCO club last night! John was blowing the shit whistle again..it was a classic!"

by Uberklokken August 7, 2018

Bull shit

A Shit taken by a bull and then eaten by a human. Then the human spoke and the Shit came out

"I saw a elaphent to day"

"BULL SHIT!"

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