Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Man's nut

A Man's urges

"My man's nut makes me horny"

by Hajime Hinuta September 27, 2017

nuts

why just why

deez nuts in your mouth

by why just whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy September 23, 2022

shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 6, 2017

deez nuts

Ha!, goteem!

"hello, my name's deez."
"deez what?"
"DEEZ NUTS"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

solid nut

A solid nit is when you bust a nut with your foreskin still pulled over ya tip and the nut kinda goes into solid bits all over ya dick

person 1: “I busted a fat nut last night”

Person 2: “I busted a solid nut last night”

Person 1: “Pussy”

by FatNutMan101 May 9, 2018