nuts in your cookie

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?
by The Goon Eliminater December 01, 2019
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ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.
Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city
by UrBiggestHater March 03, 2024
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Smoking nut

When you nut in a bong enough times so that you can smoke out of it.
"hey bro want to see me do the smoking nut?"
by 7003861311 May 29, 2021
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Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London
James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”
by itz_jacd August 30, 2022
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 15, 2019
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Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.
Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
by punanibitch December 24, 2020
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