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Jack demarest

Has a vagina is a faggot
by Superweiner June 25, 2019
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camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"
by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014
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Jack

the most sexually driven guy you'll ever meet jack is only attracted to hot girls and is one of the best hockey player you'll ever know jack is super awesome and if you know one you are a lucky person
jack is super sexy
by delatgurpt October 17, 2019
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Jack

Jack is a nice guy that loves to give out sweets and many people dislike him but many people like him
Guy: please tell me that’s not jack

Other guy: yay it’s jack.
Jack is a nice guy
by Jordan yaaa November 15, 2019
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Jack A B

Jack A B**** : half jack ass and half bitch,obnoxious etc etc.
Search that Jack a b just cut me off and almost made me wreck.
by Jack A B June 22, 2023
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Leaf Jacks

A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!
Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?

Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!

Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.

Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)

Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.

Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.

Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011
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Jacking Heroin

Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross
"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"

"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
by JackHawk April 28, 2011
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