Skip to main content

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.
Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!
by JD100 February 26, 2010
mugGet the Certified Cock Technician mug.

thrice cummed cock

A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.
1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.
by the sheen machine February 26, 2009
mugGet the thrice cummed cock mug.

Big Black Cock

Rebecca was thrilled when she opened a big black cock for her birthday.
by Bliss and Co. December 9, 2008
mugGet the Big Black Cock mug.

Zombie Cock Eater

A girl that has nothing else to do but feed on dick like shes a zombie for it
Dude, you sisters a total zombie cock eater for me
by colton slits November 12, 2009
mugGet the Zombie Cock Eater mug.

Cock Hole

Man. That chick Selina is a cock hole.
by Bulletproof Vest November 13, 2009
mugGet the Cock Hole mug.

cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head
by tony May 13, 2005
mugGet the cock monkey mug.

Cock A Doodle Doo

When you stick ur dick in ur sleeping chick's mouth before waking her up and shouting "COCK A DOODLE DOO"!!!!
Dude 1 : Hey man this morning i gave my girl a cock a doodle doo

Dude 2 : Whoaaa man wat she say

Dude 1: Nothing my dick was too far down her throat
by Hefalump July 13, 2007
mugGet the Cock A Doodle Doo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email