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Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C
by One5ve February 10, 2024
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monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
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Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them
Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s
by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024
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italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
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Artic Monkey

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"
by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024
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Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
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Circus Monkey

Circus Monkey -- a large penis. A dick-head.
Spank him like a Circus Monkey. Slap him in the balls.
by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017
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