board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

monkey

person of colour

that african american is a monkey

by witchie titty October 17, 2022

Monkey D. Luffy

Monkey D. Luffy, the main character of One Piece.

Me: Wow I wonder if Monkey D. Luffy can use gear 3rd on his penis.

by GokuSolosYourFavoriteVerse August 19, 2023

Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

chinky monkey

A racist way of calling a asian

Hey, You chinky monkey

by water dude December 29, 2023

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024