Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.
I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
by mark mcellian June 05, 2011
When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 05, 2019
by Wetnoseking April 06, 2022
Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).
by The Rhino E Dog February 07, 2022
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
by porkbounce March 19, 2021