wakequake

To have ass shaken in your face just like motorboating a pair of breasts.

That girl wakequaked me so hard last night that she may have given me pink eye.

by Dr. Devin May 9, 2018

Wakeup shot

The wakeup shot is it's name.
to make it you need:
1. 5 hour energy
2. about a tablespoon of instant coffee
3. about a tablespoon of lemon juice
3. a couple shots of tequila

Yo I tried a wakeup shot and it does it's shit

by rhgerhedarhare October 10, 2018

Waked

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

by Paul Climent July 9, 2019

Wakey water

Coffee

I love a fresh pot of wakey water in the morning

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

Wakenatiamatamlod

When you wake up with eyes closed and are not aware that you're awake, instead you're thinking about the dream you were having the same night

I am late for work because i had wakenatiamatamlod for 2 hours straight!

by Pearcoin February 10, 2021

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)

Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021